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Posted 3 weeks ago

  • have to shake a lot of clients’ hands
  • go into every handshake at about a 7 or 7.5
  • reasonable handshake strength
  • shake hand of one of our older gentleman clients
  • he goes into handshake at about a 15
  • my hand goes limp in his powerful grasp
  • punch him in face with free hand
  • spaghetti falls out of fanny pack
  • cry for 2 hours

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Posted 2 months ago
Another wedding photo, forgot to post it, was on my queue. Zoom

Another wedding photo, forgot to post it, was on my queue.

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Posted 2 months ago
Oh hey. oh hey Zoom

Oh hey.

oh hey

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Posted 4 months ago
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood motherfuckers. My favorite cardigan. Zoom

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood motherfuckers. My favorite cardigan.

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Posted 4 months ago
per request and because i have no facebook and thus no record of photos taken of me mutton chops, mutton chops, mutton chops, mutton chops bathroom of PG courthouse, naturally tie by gucci gucci vest by louie louie coat by fendi fendi shirt by prada lol jk them basic bitches wear that shit. i don’t even bother. Zoom

per request and because i have no facebook and thus no record of photos taken of me

mutton chops, mutton chops, mutton chops, mutton chops

bathroom of PG courthouse, naturally

tie by gucci gucci

vest by louie louie

coat by fendi fendi

shirt by prada

lol jk them basic bitches wear that shit. i don’t even bother.

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Posted 9 months ago

So I know we talked about my awkwardness already…

…but I am just so unbearably awkward sometimes.

I’m about to end a conversation with a defendant on the phone.

I just need to cut the conversation short because they keep asking questions.

Oh wait it’s Friday should I say “have a nice day” or “have a nice weekend?”

Me: “Have a nice day”

Def: “Yes but one more ques—”

Me: “And a weekend”

Def: “…What?”

Me: “k byeeee”