Posts tagged gpoy

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Posted 2 weeks ago
  • on phone with client
  • client goes on wild tangent
  • wild tangent created really shit games for computer
  • play hearts out of spite of wild tangent
  • purposely try to lose because life is out of control
  • end up shooting moon twice in a row
  • moon is pissed
  • starts flying towards earth
  • no chance to survive but remember song some girl taught me a while ago
  • play “song of time” and travel back three days
  • mfw i’m now link

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Posted 3 weeks ago

  • have to shake a lot of clients’ hands
  • go into every handshake at about a 7 or 7.5
  • reasonable handshake strength
  • shake hand of one of our older gentleman clients
  • he goes into handshake at about a 15
  • my hand goes limp in his powerful grasp
  • punch him in face with free hand
  • spaghetti falls out of fanny pack
  • cry for 2 hours

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Posted 1 month ago

Ich habe Angst vor dem Spiel

talktobastianbitch:

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

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Posted 1 month ago

an open letter to the woman who just entered my tiny office with her 6 year old daughter

I know you’ve already left our firm, but I feel as though I must say a few things:

  • Despite the fact that I have a box of Lucky Charms, Corn Pops, and Special K with Berries, I am in fact a paralegal. I apologize for wanting 11 grams of whole grain and at least 10% of my daily vitamins. 
  • Your daughter was incorrect when she shrieked “candy” and pointed at said boxes. She has been misinformed as to what candy is.
  • Please do not let your daughter grab my pens. What does she even need these pens for? She didn’t even put them back right. Unless the next action she takes is writing a dissertation on the difference between candy and cereal, I do not want my pens being rustled.  
  • As much as I appreciate the vocal talents of John DiMaggio and Christy Carlson Romano, having your daughter watch an episode of “Kim Possible” on your iPhone hinders any attempt to have a professional conversation. 
  • I am impressed by your British-speaking abilities. That’s not even a gripe I just feel like I have to throw in a compliment so I don’t look like a jerk.
  • Don’t bother looking on craigslist for something similar to this open letter on “missed connections DC” because I am not going to put it on there. This was not a missed connection. We attempted to connect and I decided immediately that I did not like your general outlook on talking to me.

I appreciate the time you will take not reading this :-[

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Posted 1 month ago
gpoy everyday every hour

gpoy

everyday

every hour

(Source: imaloserbabysojustfuckingkillme)

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Posted 2 months ago
Another wedding photo, forgot to post it, was on my queue. Zoom

Another wedding photo, forgot to post it, was on my queue.

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Posted 2 months ago
Oh hey. oh hey Zoom

Oh hey.

oh hey

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Posted 2 months ago

Unspoken Rule of My Life

When I am getting on the platform to take the metro, the train I’m supposed to be getting on has just left.