Anonymous askedBitch please. My tie is fabulous.
And clearly I am not holding my breath. I’m giving a classic “hard goose face.” It’s the tough-male version of the female “duck face.” Notice the clear intricacies I’ve gone to, every single perfect angle I’ve given to make the appearance of a goose who is in jail or just came out of it. He is downtrodden and has no prospects in his life because of the crime he committed. You obviously cannot fathom the levels I’ve gone to.
And puh-lease you really could have insulted me with so many other observations:
1) Look at all the wrinkles in my button up.
2) Look at my weird mustache.
3) Look at the awkward length of my sideburns.
4) Notice how my hair isn’t perfectly parted, there are still a few strands of hair handing over my forehead.
5)Look at the off-white egg coloring on the wall behind me.
you missed out on FIVE perfect opportunities to ACTUALLY insult me :-(
