Talking to another attorney’s office and he puts me on hold.
His automatic voice-message is:
“Remember, if you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any at all.”

I mean…I get what he’s trying to say…

…but that’s not the exact credo I want my attorney having.
It’s like saying:
“You don’t have any rights until I tell you what they are.”
And by that I mean that is EXACTLY what it’s saying.