January 2011
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kaytheprey asked: smh why does being here suck so much? And why did she hire this woman to answer phones and the bitch is never at her desk?! This is some stupid shit. Also, why are you wearing a brown shirt, with a red shirt, with a gray cardigan? That's a lot of layers.
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raifontherocks asked: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Alemannia-fan-spray-painted-Bayern-s-bus-before-?urn=sow-313415
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Advice to people who go to court.
I’ve frequented three different court systems (Howard County, Montgomery County, and Prince George’s County), and based on the time spent there I can extrapolate that all clerks/cashiers who work at courts are women. And they are sassy women. And they are sassy black women (unless you’re in Alabama or Arkansas). (And I know there’s at least one white girl in the Baltimore...
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raifontherocks asked: Mario Gomez is Bayern's top scorer?! I've liked that fella ever since he spoke out about homophobia in football; you happy he's found his groove?
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so much learning i have left to do in this life so many things which make me question still
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Jan 20th
“Matt sorry to bother you again, but do Macs come with Windows or do u gotta buy...”
– Lola. This is an actual text which I received.
Jan 20th
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ListenIn honor of Parks and Recreation, E-Dubble :...
Jan 20th
When someone insults your favorite TV show
raifontherocks: onlyheavensknows: Well, look what popped up on my feed all apropos (word, Rasika).  ‘V’ may not be my favorite, but this one’s for you, Lieb. Just don’t read into it too much, or you know, at all :P lollio
Jan 20th
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ListenBut ‘twas a loon on the hillside  Who...
Jan 19th
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Just walked in on my Dad.
Watching Glenn Beck. That was my face.
Jan 19th
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Co-Worker: You look like that superhero who can stretch his arms. Me: You mean Mister Fantastic? Me (silently to myself): [Or Plastic Man, or Monkey D. Luffy] even though Luffy isn’t a superhero. Also I got a haircut and that woman definitely messed it up. ON PORPOISE. I ain’t even mad though.
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DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979 ARE PLAYING COACHELLA
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“Christy just sent me the funniest text “big ol...”
– Fenstermacher
Jan 17th
my life is people doing/saying things to spite me
Jan 16th
Anonymous asked: Is life a game or is life real life?
Jan 16th
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ListenGROUPLOVE - Colours (Captain Cuts Remix) I really...
Jan 16th
raifontherocks asked: The first page of Moon Knight is all Papyrus. Given that Moon Knight's probably one of the grimmer characters around, I laughed a little.
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So...February 18th
Max Bemis playing solo show at Ottobar? Here’s hoping for Into the Night or All Choked Up (*) LOL Oh wait, Max Bemis said his first album was Is A Real Boy…/…Was A Real Boy
Jan 14th
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/adam-sandler-... →
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