January 2012
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This is just to remind myself that I'm getting... →
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Challenge Me
Words with friends.
My user name is:
Shooting Dove Mandible
I’m 86% sure I can best anyone at this game.
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Talking to another attorney's office and he puts...
His automatic voice-message is:
“Remember, if you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any at all.”
I mean…I get what he’s trying to say…
…but that’s not the exact credo I want my attorney having.
It’s like saying:
“You don’t have any rights until I tell you what they are.”
And by that I mean that is...
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via tesslundgardh)
Looove this movie
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pukedick asked: i sant you fan mail
groupon keeps giving me "laser hair removal" deals
I get at least one per day in my recommendations.
I DO have a lot of armpit hair.
Also my bikini line COULD use some taming.
Look, I’m not going to tell groupon to NOT send me deals about “well-groomed.”
Also I should probably tell them I’m “male.”
banteratbest asked: I have a question about the chicken. If you can tell me more about it. Is it local? Is it USDA organic, Oregon organic, or Portland Organic?
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i hate being sick
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pixydix asked: ...Juicy Springsteen?
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