i am a monument to all your sins

pixydix:

well… I tried.

HAHA OH GOD WHEN DID YOU DO THIS.

well… I tried.

HAHA OH GOD WHEN DID YOU DO THIS.

QuestionMATTHIEU! Comment-ca-va? J'aime fromage du American. (Sophisticated french speaking Canadian here) Answer

Christoph, mein liebe. Ich Liebe Kanadische Speck. Lassen Sie mich Essen kochen für Sie dergleichen Ihrer Kanadischen Freundin.

(Classless American speaking German here)

P.S. I can’t even believe your post has 16,000+ notes.

I’m speaking to a tumblr-famous kid up here.

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This is just to remind myself that I'm getting this for Eric's wedding gift.

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Sol - “Stage Dive”

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Challenge Me

Words with friends. My user name is:

Shooting Dove Mandible

I’m 86% sure I can best anyone at this game.

banteratbest:

Lmao.

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I’ve always believed in you.
Want to be more than that tonight?
And live for the moment…
But that takes too much pride
You will stay what I’ll never… have.

And forgive me love,
For wanting you.
Blame it on those eyebrows arching over baby blues.
Oh you. Oh you.

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DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE

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Let’s be serious guys it’s Anthony Green and Nate Ruess on the same song.

Do I really need to describe it?

The lead singer of High and Driving.

The lead singer of The Format.

Come on.

Come on really you guys.

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